There was a guy who speeded very fast on the high way.
A policeman ran after him and after a while he stopped.
the policeman asked him “ why did you run so fast. But, ok, this is weekend and it is my last hour. If you have a good excuse, I will not give you a ticket and let you go. “
So the man scratched his head and said “You know you look like the guy”- The police man asked“What guy?”
– My wife ran away with a policeman last week and he looked like you. So when you were chasing after me. I was thinking “May be that man wants to return my wife”.