The little child answered, “My father said that our ancestors were monkeys.
And the teacher replied, “That’s your family’s business. It has nothing to do with us. (Laughter)
4. Lucky Dog
There was a couple whose dog had died, so they buried it in the dog cemetery and then went home. Neither of them said anything. But after a while, the husband put his arm around the wife’s shoulder and said: “I’m sorry darling. I know I haven’t been very good to it — thedog; but now that it has died, I feel kind of sorry. If you really feel very bad about it, I will consider getting another dog for you. But to be honest with you, I don’t love dogs. If it hadn’t been for my love for you, I wouldn’t have had that dog for one second.”
The wife turned around and looked at the husband: “What?! I thought it was your dog!”
When they moved in the new house, the dog moved in too, the day of their marriage. Both thought that the dog belonged to the other. So that was a lucky dog.
5. What is God’s Religion?
A black person went to a foreign country and wanted to rent an apartment to accommodate his family and himself. However, the landlord refused to rent the place to him because of his color. Most of the tenants there were white, or at least yellow or brown; he was black, so the landlord refused.
Frustrated, he complained, “God, I want to live in that apartment, but they discriminate. They asked me many difficult and unreasonable questions to keep me out. God, they really discriminate!”
God shook Hiers head and said, “I too dared not venture inside!”
The black person asked, ” What? Why didn’t You dare go into that apartment?”
God replied, “What if I went in and they asked me what my faith is, how would I answer them?” (Laughter and applause)